Want to bestow an award upon someone without actually buying them a trophy or large slab of marble? Get them a scrap medal. Awards can be customized to your taste, but will be drawn on a piece of scrap paper that I find on the floor somewhere. I will not draw your award on any litter that looks like it might harbor a communicable disease.
A scrap medal is the perfect gift for someone who has done something really cool that you want to acknowledge without buying some needless piece of junk that will only gather dust in their crawl space. It's an ephemeral little scrap of love to commemorate a job well done, or just acknowledge general awesomeness. They can frame it, or rescrap it.
All scraps are drawn and signed by me.
Please specify your recipient's name and what you'd like to commend them for on the award.